Q. What do you get when you cross a lemon with a cat?
A. A sour-puss

Your Jokes ...

Q. Where do cows go to on Saturday nights?
A. To the moovies.

Q. What do you feed an invisible cat?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

Q. A man walked into a doctor's office and said, "Doctor, Doctor, I've got a strawberry growing out of my head!"
A. And the doctor replied, "I'll give you some cream for that."

Q. What did the policeman say to his tummy?
A. You're under a vest.

Q. What did the duck tell the waitress?
A. Just put it on my bill!

Q. Why do geese make lousy drivers?
A. All they do is honk!

Q. Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
A. Because he was in a coffin.